Rusty Bowtie

General Category => General Discussion - Intros => Topic started by: EDNY on July 24, 2020, 06:19:57 PM

Title: A little humor...
Post by: EDNY on July 24, 2020, 06:19:57 PM

Well this one is car related:

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Nah, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'

'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

'Because she can still drive!

Title: Re: A little humor...
Post by: chopper526 on July 25, 2020, 08:40:59 AM

OK, I'll be the first to say it...……...bad :-\

Title: Re: A little humor...
Post by: sixball on July 25, 2020, 11:41:15 AM

I love them. Give me anything to laugh at PLEASE!  ::)

Title: Re: A little humor...
Post by: 62131 on July 26, 2020, 08:59:08 AM

Yep  that's the stages of quarantine :)

Title: Re: A little humor...
Post by: sixball on July 26, 2020, 12:27:24 PM

OK, I hit the last stage yesterday. What's next?  :o

Title: Re: A little humor...
Post by: 62131 on July 26, 2020, 03:53:14 PM

Go on a  Diet my wife put me on one  :(

Title: Re: A little humor...
Post by: chopper526 on July 28, 2020, 08:02:03 PM

Go on a diet?!?! We just opened an ice cream shop next to our miniature golf. Diet?????? :o :o :o