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Title: A Cowboy's Headstone
Post by: EDNY on January 08, 2013, 05:34:31 PM
 A COWBOY'S TOMBSTONE
 
 Here are the 'Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life' that
 Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He
 died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.
 
 FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
 
 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time
 to time, cleans up, and has a job.
 
 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
 
 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie
 to you.
 
 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be
 with you.
 
 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each
 other or you could end up dead like me.
Title: Re: A Cowboy's Headstone
Post by: themoose on January 08, 2013, 07:37:11 PM
I think having 4 women at once weather they know each other or not would put you in an early grave!!!!!
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