Rusty Bowtie
General Category => General Discussion - Intros => Topic started by: FATnLOW on March 13, 2015, 11:52:48 PM
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***Joke Time*****
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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I'm pretty sure that there is some PC reason why we should not laugh at that. :-\ ;D
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I'm gonna have a hard time remembering it ;D
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I'll have to remember this one to tell a guy at work who always comes in with a few jokes to tell.
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ok great idea and i suppose this isnt the first time that goodyear rubber could have saved the day lol lol here is one on home security Ed i tryed to send you this three times now and at borderdrop it bounces.
Inexpensive home security system!!!!!!SCROLL DOWN LOL LOL MOI
Frugal alert:
I got this idea from a friend on how to save some bucks…
Our new home security system:
I’ve disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I’ve installed three flag poles in my front yard. I’ve got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag or ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching my house 24/7. I’ve never felt safer in my life, and I’m saving $49.50 every month.