[sammons]

Man I didn't think there was a snowballs chance in august, and went to bed shortly after 8. What a surprise this morn, I am cautiously optimistic now. IF Trump can pull this country back together (jobs, economy, people, etc) like he pulled this nearly impossible election off.  With him in and a republican house and senate  I don't want to here any excuses come 2020!  Y'all have a good day!

Now like Ed said, back to Hotrods!

[Rattiac]

The 2 mexicants at my work are pretty quiet today. 
They thought the world was going to be given to them. Well at least citizenship.

Remember that black chick that thought she didn't have to pay her rent anymore?

Anyways. Today is a good day.

[Kiwijeff]

Today sure is a great day, I have a New compressor, so I have painting to get done.
I'm also having issues with my new front brakes, so I'll be looking into that.
I'll be doing this knowing my Northern hemisphere buddies are happy.
Maybe now the world can calm down, and we all get back to living right, with no threat to our way of life.

[chopper526]

A very good day!! Now, lets hope he gets something constructive done.

[madmike3435]

he has almost 2months before he can actually do anything. More than enough time to network with all his cronies about having a plan and how to implement it.

lets hope they actually THINK about , rather than blah blah it.

time will tell

mike     

[ghost28]

I am really looking forward to some positive from our goverment because of all this. I am glad it turned around for him, and us.

[sixball]

They will never accept it. If this happens blood will run in the streets. Don't they yet understand that the working class has been pushed as far as they will take. In 1824 Andrew Jackson won the popular vote and the majority of electoral votes but John QuincyAdams became President by similar manipulations.
http://home.myhughesnet.com/tv/3/player/vendor/Tribune%20Broadcasting/player/fiveminute/asset/pix11-lastditch_push_underway_for_clinton_to_become_pres-5min

[sixball]

These people need our help to fulfill their promises. As soon as their friends are done burning down their cities maybe they will follow.
https://www.prageru.com/volunteers-needed-help-celebrities-pack-their-bags-they-move-out-america-now-donald-j-trump-was

[EDNY]

Great one....sixball

[madmike3435]

These people need our help to fulfill their promises. As soon as their friends are done burning down their cities maybe they will follow.
https://www.prageru.com/volunteers-needed-help-celebrities-pack-their-bags-they-move-out-america-now-donald-j-trump-was

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before these assorted hairballs decide to pull up stakes in USA and possibly move to here, WHOA .......if you want to immigrate here you don't just pack a truck , fill it with your goods and chattels and move to Canada.  There is a whole bunch of hoops you have to go thru to do that.

Got a criminal record, your not allowed in unless you have a PARDON. That might take up to year and a half.  It also may only allow you to visit here, not move and set up residence here.

Its like my friends who winter in florida..........pass good for 6 months and then get out and go home till next October.

I could not see anybody on that list who I would want to see move here and apply for citizenship.

mike       

[EDNY]

I live about 800 yards from the Canadian border and just looked north...no lines at all

[madmike3435]

MY INFO IS THAT THEY ARE DOING IT AFTER 7 PM WHEN ITS DARK TO AVOID THE DERISION OF THOSE WATCHERS.

PEOPLE ON THE ROAD NORTH OF THE BORDER HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO EGGING ( GRADE A ONLY ) THOSE MAKING IT ACROSS.  SOMETHING AKIN TO WHAT USED TO HAPPEN IN Toronto ON HALLOWEEN , TO THOSE MEN DRESSED AS WOMEN PARADING UP AND DOWN THE MAIN STREET.

EVER TRY TO THROW AN EGG STRAIGHT, GOOD LUCK, ITS LIKE A R A DICKEY  KNUCLEBALL.  I DON'TKNOW HOW I KNOW THIS ??

MIKE.................

[sixball]

They're coming!


 
This is hilarious, take time to read it and get your laugh for the day!
News Update from Canada
 
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
 
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
 
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota.   "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken.  When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
 
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
 
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.  When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
 
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
 
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.
 
"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
 
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
 
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said.  "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?