Rusty Bowtie
General Category => General Discussion - Intros => Topic started by: EDNY on October 13, 2016, 07:06:25 PM
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Sorry...just had to post it ;)
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I like it.
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Good one!
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Really now she is saying she's going to appoint Obama as the new supreme court judge
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I see Hilary tried using the pervert card, she must be worried.
Man you guys don't have much choice, a clown or a feminist.
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One thing I have heard no one talk about is Obama's blank check with executive orders from November to January once Hilary is elected. With only one new Supreme court Justice nothing he does will be found to be unconstitutional. The same will go for Hilary's actions. No matter what the Congress says or does they have no power if both the Judicial and Executive branches don't follow the law. It's over boys. In one lifetime we have seen the best and worst of our country.
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Makes me sick and pissed off at the same time. I think of the young ones...and wonder what kind of life will they have in the future. I'm sure our founding fathers have been rolling in their graves for sometime. They warned us of this...and it has snowballed out of control. They would have kicked our panzy asses for letting this happen to this once great nation of ours. Big Government now controls the people, what a shame!
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What scares me the most is these idiots that believe in open borders, we can't feed our own people, do not have jobs and they want more unskilled people to come in? They say bringing in these people would be good for the economy? Our population could increase to 600 million.
As far as vetting the refugees, I worked 30 years total for the border patrol (I&NS, Border Patrol, Homeland Security) and know the vetting system. These refugees may as well come from Mars, there are no records from their home countries to determine their backgrounds. These new era refugees refuse to assimilate to our values.....I can see our grandkids praying four times a day in the future :'(
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I'll never understand why people who want to come to this country because it's so much better that what they have in theirs would then try to change things back to the way it was in the country they're running away from....Maybe we should just send them the hell back home to keep them happy.
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Don't worry about anyone under 45. They won't miss what they never knew. They were never taught anything about America's history and how great the country was. They only have been allowed to learn that we are a racist nation and all we have built was built by African American slaves on land stolen from the Native Americans who were here being "one with nature" and living "green". They have only been taught that our American heroes and founders were all slave owners, immoral, drunks, murderers. They have been taught that the Civil War was about slavery and that Abraham Lincoln actually freed someone. When really it was over the same crap we are arguing about today and everyone is now enslaved. Compare the things you are free to do with what your father was free to do, then your grandfather. Compare what you are taxed on that they were not. Your dog is freer than you. Sorry for the rant I've only had one cup of coffee. :(
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Another example of where we are going, this company thought they were doing a good thing by hiring Muslims, even built them a prayer room...what did they get in return:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/30/muslim-truckers-who-refused-to-deliver-alcohol-awarded-240000.html
Yep...we need thousands more refugees that will not assimilate.
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NOW that is appsolutely unaceptable.They should all have a one way ticket back home and placed on the no FLY list vette59jdwl
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This sort of sums it all up.....vette59jdwl
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In the 60s, America was called a melting pot, by a muso anyway, and I always thought you guys Leed the way, for having many different races living together happily.
Ha, boy was I wrong, but all I knew, was my country had white European, and Maori people, and that was it.
We had, what we called, the kiwi way of life.
It was a simple, kinda basic way of life.
Hunting and fishing, off to the pub on a Friday night, and maybe a game of rugby on Sunday.
Fast forward some years, and different cultures started to poke their heads up.
Now we got these races here, like most countries, and sure as shi#!, they don't want to adopt the kiwi way of life.
Being a small place, we don't take to this new type of pest, but have it forced on us regardless.
So I now know how you all feel.
I've worked in Australia, and I can say, it's much worse there.
I can see nothing but bad shi#! for the future, the war between Christian and Muslim will only get bigger.
I vote Ed for president. :D
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Wanted to let you guys know about a new network in the building process...a bunch of rookies trying to get accurate reporting of events. They even have one Harvard grad/attorney running cameras because they are so new!
http://rsbn.tv/
They cover all of Trumps events and report crowd sizes etc. The main media ABC, NBC, CNN, CBS, NY Times etc WILL NOT SHOW CROWD SIZE at Trump events. He has "thousands" at each rally. Trump asks the media to scan the crowds but they refuse..they don't want the truth made public. Check out the site, they have upcoming and recent events to view. Pick one and check out the crowds the left media doesn't want you to see.
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Vette I love it. Bush is looking better all the time. I still have an "Any Body but Hilary in '08" bumper sticker. Maybe we should have elected her then and we'd be done with her and more prepared for Obama.
Can you imagine if Christians refused to work on Sunday or Jews on Saturday. Muslims are the only group that insists that everyone must change to suit their ways. We've always had issues but made a lot of progress with our racial and religious friction until our "progressive" government decided we needed to be like Europe. We already had the best of Europe and they wanted to be Americans. Very few of our values and traditions started here and most are blended from several cultures world wide. But all who came wanted to be a part of the US. Not so anymore. Has anyone noticed that the bigger numbers of Syrian refugees not are being sent to the areas the liberal politicians represent? Another way to fix future elections?
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Here's where we are going:
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I see Hilary tried using the pervert card, she must be worried.
Man you guys don't have much choice, a clown or a feminist.
HILLARY IS ONLY BEING FEMINIST BECAUSE HALF THE VOTING PUBLIC ARE WOMEN, AND THEY ARE OPENLY COURTING THEM AGAINST TRUMP THE CHUMP. THIS IS A WINNING FORMULA.
BASICALLY THE CLINTONS ARE CAPITALISTS, THEY WILL LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE 20 TIMES RICHER THAN THEY ALREADY ARE. THEY ARE DIRTY, SLEEZY AND CRIMINALS, JUST PROVE IT ? >:(
MIKE 8)
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Does anyone remember when they stole the Whitehouse furniture when they left the last time and had to return it? I guess they were just so broke they couldn't afford to furnish the new mansion in New York. ::)
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They were also caught stealing furniture from their state department residence.
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/security-agent-hillary-took-lamps-furniture-state-department/
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and then we had these as well vette59jdwl
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In the 60s, America was called a melting pot, by a muso anyway, and I always thought you guys Leed the way, for having many different races living together happily.
Jeff it was that way around my area (Dodge City) up untill the 2nd Beef packing plant opened and the 1st was expanded in 1977. Then we had the Vietnamese boat people arrive, the Hispanics and Asians clashed. 5yrs later most moved on, but an invasion of Mexican labor both legal and illegals. Then the Bosnians and Somalis and the latest Muslim Somalians. They are a real rude and aggressive bunch. Most 40 miles west of Dodge at Garden City. They are just recently busting up the Muslim Somolian drug dealers over there. Three White dudes just got busted over at Garden City for planning a "Terror Attack" on a Muslim housing complex. They said that they had had enough!
1977 stats: White 73%, Hispanic 23%, Black 3%, other 2%
2015: White 26%, Hispanic 61%, Black 3%, other 10%
This all changed with the U.S. taking in refugees (and lack of other imigration control) flooding into our area packing plants.
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I don't feel that you lads are any different that us CANADIANS.The way i see it is you are welcome to OUR country.BUT here we do it our way not your way,and you either comply with our rules or here is your ticket home to your mother land. first of all you learn one of our mother tongues.Secondly we have a freedom of religion and freedon of speech you are not intitled to this till three years is up. You are on PROBATION in this county.It is a trial period if you fail back you go vette59jdwl
FREEDOM IS NOT FREE
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Turn up your speakers...a little history lesson:
https://safeshare.tv/x/kXjbXGyQDsE#v
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Vote wisely
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter.. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest wines and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...”
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning,
Today, you voted.."
Vote wisely
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Hillary for Prison...........I love that one.
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Many people have gone to prison for much less than she has done but it'll never happen. None of these traitors will ever be charged.
Has anyone here seen that a Mexican Senator has proposed changes to Mexican law to restore the pre 1972 gun rights to Mexican citizens. Maybe just in time to get the ones Hilary wants to take from us. I'd come closer to take my guns and go to Mexico than to leave my guns and go to Canada. :o
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NOW NOW Sixball. All that was Was a CASH COW and a makes work project for retired RCMP in New Bruswick. You could even register your stapler or nail gun like many of us did.But i do agree It made OUTLAWS out of all of us that possesed guns.We have them in the barn we have them in the walls we have them in the attack .We have them everywhere and we are not giving them up all it would be is another HITLER.wE canadians CAN AND WLL DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINS ALL COMERS jUST ASK THE french OR THE dutch VETTE59JDWL
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Good to know you are the guys I've always been told you are. When I was a kid in Texas the wallpaper in my room had several scenes of a RC Mounty doing Mounty stuff. He was as cool to me as a Texas Ranger and for a Texan that is saying a lot. Anyone with the balls to go hunting bad guys wearing a red coat is a bad ass. At least that's what the wallpaper Mounty wore. :)
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Good to know you are the guys I've always been told you are. When I was a kid in Texas the wallpaper in my room had several scenes of a RC Mounty doing Mounty stuff. He was as cool to me as a Texas Ranger and for a Texan that is saying a lot. Anyone with the balls to go hunting bad guys wearing a red coat is a bad ass. At least that's what the wallpaper Mounty wore. :)
WALLPAPER MOUNTIE FAILED THE IQ TEST AND WAS GIVEN THE RED JACKET SO THAT HE WOULD NOT LAST LONG . :-*
REALLY THE MISTIQUE OF A GUY IN A RED JACKET BEING UN-ARMED GETTING BADDIES TO SURRENDER THEIR WEAPONS.. PREPOSTEROUS !!!! WHATEVER THE WRITER WAS SMOKING, PASS IT OVER HERE .
MIKE 8)
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My wallpaper Mountie was armed with a revolver in a holster on his belt attached to a lanyard around his neck. He had a rifle in a saddle scabbard. He paddled a canoe, sat by a campfire with Indians, watched a moose from behind a tree, walked through the snow on snow shoes and cooked over a fire in his camp. In all there were 6 or 8 scenes on my walls and he was a wonder to me. I guess my folks put it up because there was no Texas Ranger wallpaper to be found. The Mountie was an acceptable substitute. A Mexican Federale would not have been as good. :)
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Sorry, but I just know Dudley Do-right. ;D
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No Sergeant Preston of the Yukon, or Eddy Albert singing the Indian Love Song?
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My wallpaper Mountie was armed with a revolver in a holster on his belt attached to a lanyard around his neck. He had a rifle in a saddle scabbard. He paddled a canoe, sat by a campfire with Indians, watched a moose from behind a tree, walked through the snow on snow shoes and cooked over a fire in his camp. In all there were 6 or 8 scenes on my walls and he was a wonder to me. I guess my folks put it up because there was no Texas Ranger wallpaper to be found. The Mountie was an acceptable substitute. A Mexican Federale would not have been as good. :)
DISNEY CREATED FANTASY............mike 8)
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Yes, you are right there was also a Mickey Mountie! Also a Goofy, Barbie and Elmer Fudd. All in fun.
http://wondersofdisney.webs.com/mickeymouse/mickinternational/mickmountie2.png
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Bruce Willis for president......
Or Arny.....
;) ;) ;)
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Bruce Willis for president......
Or Arny.....
;) ;) ;)
Neither one would put up with any crap....
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As you heard FBI Director Comey sent a letter to both parties in Congress stating that he is re-opening the email case against Hillary Clinton because of newly discovered emails. Her party is crying foul stating that Comey is violating DOJ policy by publicly announcing the re-investigation.
The media is stating that Comey doesn't even have a search warrant for "Tony the Weiner's" laptop and should be quiet until he knows what the "thousands" of emails actually reveal. Problem is AG Lynch is the only one that can authorize the warrant application. I suspect that if Comey kept quiet and asked for a search warrant via Lynch she would just sit on it until after the election. By sending the letter publicly to Congress, the ball and facts are now "publicly" in Lynch's court, she'll (AKA: Obama) have to take some kind of action before the election.
My gut feeling is that Comey must really have something good... if Hillary was to be elected President and then found guilty on the security violations..we would have a serious constitutional crisis to deal with.
What a mess...I'm voting to save the Supreme Court ;)
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Yep...........
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If this situation dosent resolve itself, I'll just have to come up there, and take on the job, myself.
I'd make Mr Trump pay for road upkeep, Hilary would be in charge of knitting wooly clothes for the poor, and id ban driverless cars.
All car owners would be given the chance to get a Hot Rod, build or buy, don't matter, and all other non comformists, would be made to walk!
I'd put Moose in charge of all public artworks, and id ban all movie stars from politics.
All recent imports would be given a chance to become one, with American ideals, or sent back where they came from.
I'd make drag racing the countries number one official sport, and make all those, who wish to chase bags of air around a field, be stripped of their assets, and made to take a bus to their games, unless they own a Hot Rod.
Then I'd round up all meth users, and gas em, unless a bullet was cheaper. Then I'd put em up against a wall, and shoot em.
All Hot Rod owners who wanted to run blowers, would get half price gas.
So, who wants to vote for me?
Do you think Donald would admit defeat, and finance me? ;D ;D
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Kiwijeff you have my vote
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One more vote for Kiwijeff ;D
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Kiwijeff....Sounds like you got a plan...you got my vote....
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Sounds like Kiwijeff would deport all foreign cars?
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Jeff...With a platform like that I'd consider paying for you plane ticket to the U.S. ;D
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Not me, I like circle track racing in the dirt. But I will volunteer to be on the firing squad. :o
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Sounds like Kiwijeff would deport all foreign cars?
Don't want to be racist, but only Asian cars.
British cars could stay, Italian etc would be acceptable.
Not me, I like circle track racing in the dirt. But I will volunteer to be on the firing squad. :o
Circle tracks are cool with this candidate.
As to the firing squad, would you prefer an Israely fifty cal Desert Eagle, or something a little smaller?
Thanks for the votes guys.
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Jeff...With a platform like that I'd consider paying for you plane ticket to the U.S. ;D
Hey I'll chip in :)
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Bruce Willis for president......
Or Arny.....
;) ;) ;)
BRUCIE COULD NOT KEEP DEMI MOORE HAPPY, WAS HE PLAYING AROUND ????? ARNIE WITH HIS RECORD , HE WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS MAD GROPERS PRESIDENTS---KENNEDY---BILL CLINTON AND IF HE GETS IN.......THE DONALD.
WHATS NEEDED NEXT IS A TRANSEXUAL........LOOKING EITHER MALE OR FEMALE.
OR FAILING THAT AN EFFIMINATE GAY ARMED FORCES GENERAL
MIKE 8)
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Are you volunteering to fill those positions in Jeff's cabinet? :o
Jeff I'll just use my old 45 Peace Maker. No need to be in a hurry.
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unless Jeff was born in the usa and hold citizenship, he cannot run for president .
unlike Obama who was always disputed as not being born in usa and that would also include ARNIE.
Weird election , you got the Donald waving the flag and wanting to close the borders to everybody, promising $$$$$$$$ success for all. put big tarrifs on all the foreign countries like china who supply massive amounts of cheaper products.
Then you got the Hilary, actively campaigning for the womens vote and all those hard dun by , self entitled minorities who got Obama elected both times and still nothing has changed for them.
its a weird election
mike :)
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If Trump wins you guys will need to build a wall on the Canadian border to keep our wacky Liberals in...Please make Hollywood pay for it!
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Yes, it is a strange one and whoever wins it won't be over. I think at least 20 Hollywood celebs have said they will move to Canada if trump wins. Another reason to vote for him. 8) At least Trump's antics haven't caused anyone's death but he is probably the only one of the original group that would be having this much trouble putting Hilary away. But then it would be just the same old crap. Or is this the same old crap? I confused. :(
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Well I don't have one of them green cards, and I sure don't have enough money to get into the race.
I was kinda hoping Donald might give me a loan.....
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Well I don't have one of them green cards, and I sure don't have enough money to get into the race.
I was kinda hoping Donald might give me a loan.....
Just start a foundation and charge $500,000.00 to make twenty minute speechs and you'll worth 200 million in no time.
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Well, since Jeff isn't eligible, it must be TRUMP!!!
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we are already manning the border posts and the airports for those Hollywood celeb hairballs planning to move here if'n the TRUMPSTER WINS ? AND REPEL THEM WITH FORCE.
We are planning strip searches and cavity searches on most of them ( 20 ) supposedly, except rosie O'Donnell. We have enough refugees and altho our elected government welcomes the arab trash, we don't need any more disturbers or cab drivers on welfare.
mike :-*
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If you guys prove to be efficient on guarding your Southern boarder maybe we can hire you to protect ours. :o
The people Citizens of Canada and the US need to realize that this Illegal immigrant and refugee BS will totally destroy or countries. >:( These are not people who want to be part of our cultures or members of our societies. They have no interest in our countries histories other than to bash it as racist and discriminatory. :(
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OK GUYS what my concerns are, are for my fellow Canucks down in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia,They are expecting an influx of American citizens no matter who wins and if we build a wall,all those good people especially the elderly will not be able to jump any wall, As for Ed just move aside Ed,When the mass exodus out of Montreal Quebec starts it will be like the SNOW BIRD exodus. Just remember to lock the gate behind them and open the coop down there on the FLORID border ,that way you will be able to contain them all,Further more it is not far to Fort Lauderdale where you can put them on a boat to CUBA, Problem solved
My vote if i have on is for the DONALD vette59jdwl
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With only hours left to go, I'd like to wish you guys luck, but I don't think luck is an option.
Whichever egomaniacal wacko gets in, politics will never have any credibility again.
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It's always been the choice between the lessor of two evils. The difference this time is there seems to be more the two evils none of which appear to be lessor. There are some pluses with Trump. Had he not been in this race none of Hilary's lawlessness would have been reviled. The issues of healthcare, illegal immigration, the real state of our national debt and failing economy would either have been down played or not mentioned at all. This is not as much about the two parties as it is the government VS the American people. The appointment of Supreme Court Justices is in my opinion the most important thing facing us. One more liberal on the court will tip the system so far left that we may never recover. I have never seen the people here so divided and citizens feeling so wronged. No matter what it won't be over tomorrow. The interview of Obama telling noncitizens to go ahead and vote and no one would do anything would get any other president impeached but the main media didn't even cover it. I am afraid that this may be the election that breaks the citizens' back and tolerance. :( This could get messy.
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Couldn't believe my ears when I heard Obama tell illegals to vote and that no one was going to go after them! The great divider in chief!
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Yes, The President telling foreign lawbreakers to openly take part in US elections and promising that he would not enforce the laws he has sworn to uphold is Treason. Advocating that non-citizens vote with immunity is a way to circumvent the Constitution and overthrow the Government. He should be impeached. It isn't even being covered in the media except a little on Fox. He and Hilary can pardon each other another "FIRST".
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Voted at 6:00 am this morning ;) Kiwijeff didn't see your name on the ballot ;D
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Well my fellow AMERICANS this in my opinion shi#! has just Hit the WALL How is the above possible.I don't care who you are YOU CAN NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.Not even in this Country CANADA
vette59jdwl
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It ain't so bad boys. We made it through Abe Lincoln, or did we? :o
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WOW! I have new faith in the Citizens of these United States of America! I hope he can do half as much as he said he would and say half as much as he did. No matter what it's better than Hilary. ;D
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Tom, I figure I'd let the two candidates slug each other stupid first, so my campaign is going to have to wait a few weeks, when the next election comes.
Y
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Shoulda guessed after reading Sixballs post, that Donald triumphed.
I guess the eyes of the world will be watching America closely to see how it pans out.
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the American people wanted change from the way politics are done in Washington and they got it. Desired change is whats turned things around.
With control of the senate and the congress, both Republican dominated, big changes are not far off, well not until Januarys inauguration.
Women are upset Hilary did not win, because she is a woman. I do not think so, she has way to much political baggage with an albatross of Bill and the crooked ways they operated. A woman can win, just not Clinton.
mike 8)
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I'm glad that Trump won but not going to gloat because I know how it felt the last two elections when Obama won. I really hope Trump has huge success and the country finally comes together and gets back on track. The concerns for the Supreme Court selections is the most satisfying result for me. Second is that we now have a chance to clean out the mob style connected politicians embedded in Washington.
Glad it's over...back to hot rods ;)
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Kiwijeff for Secretary of Hot Rods :D
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Train leaving with all the people who said ''If Trump get elected I'm leaving the country" will be leaving as soon as possible...All aboard.......lmao
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It's a new day!
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I for one was all for TRUMP and i sure hope that change will streighten things up for the UNITED STATES of AMERICA,Change is what has been called for ,for many years now and he spoke his mind.At times i think he went overboard.The Contenent is watching.NO the whole WORLD is watching congatulations Donald vette59jdwl
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Man I didn't think there was a snowballs chance in august, and went to bed shortly after 8. What a surprise this morn, I am cautiously optimistic now. IF Trump can pull this country back together (jobs, economy, people, etc) like he pulled this nearly impossible election off. With him in and a republican house and senate I don't want to here any excuses come 2020! Y'all have a good day!
Now like Ed said, back to Hotrods! ;D
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The 2 mexicants at my work are pretty quiet today. ;D
They thought the world was going to be given to them. Well at least citizenship.
Remember that black chick that thought she didn't have to pay her rent anymore????
Anyways. Today is a good day.
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Today sure is a great day, I have a New compressor, so I have painting to get done.
I'm also having issues with my new front brakes, so I'll be looking into that.
I'll be doing this knowing my Northern hemisphere buddies are happy.
Maybe now the world can calm down, and we all get back to living right, with no threat to our way of life.
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A very good day!! Now, lets hope he gets something constructive done.
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he has almost 2months before he can actually do anything. More than enough time to network with all his cronies about having a plan and how to implement it.
lets hope they actually THINK about , rather than blah blah it.
time will tell
mike 8)
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I am really looking forward to some positive from our goverment because of all this. I am glad it turned around for him, and us.
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They will never accept it. If this happens blood will run in the streets. Don't they yet understand that the working class has been pushed as far as they will take. In 1824 Andrew Jackson won the popular vote and the majority of electoral votes but John QuincyAdams became President by similar manipulations.
http://home.myhughesnet.com/tv/3/player/vendor/Tribune%20Broadcasting/player/fiveminute/asset/pix11-lastditch_push_underway_for_clinton_to_become_pres-5min (http://home.myhughesnet.com/tv/3/player/vendor/Tribune%20Broadcasting/player/fiveminute/asset/pix11-lastditch_push_underway_for_clinton_to_become_pres-5min)
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These people need our help to fulfill their promises. As soon as their friends are done burning down their cities maybe they will follow. ;D
https://www.prageru.com/volunteers-needed-help-celebrities-pack-their-bags-they-move-out-america-now-donald-j-trump-was (https://www.prageru.com/volunteers-needed-help-celebrities-pack-their-bags-they-move-out-america-now-donald-j-trump-was)
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Great one....sixball ;)
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These people need our help to fulfill their promises. As soon as their friends are done burning down their cities maybe they will follow. ;D
https://www.prageru.com/volunteers-needed-help-celebrities-pack-their-bags-they-move-out-america-now-donald-j-trump-was (https://www.prageru.com/volunteers-needed-help-celebrities-pack-their-bags-they-move-out-america-now-donald-j-trump-was)
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before these assorted hairballs decide to pull up stakes in USA and possibly move to here, WHOA .......if you want to immigrate here you don't just pack a truck , fill it with your goods and chattels and move to Canada. There is a whole bunch of hoops you have to go thru to do that.
Got a criminal record, your not allowed in unless you have a PARDON. That might take up to year and a half. It also may only allow you to visit here, not move and set up residence here.
Its like my friends who winter in florida..........pass good for 6 months and then get out and go home till next October.
I could not see anybody on that list who I would want to see move here and apply for citizenship.
mike 8)
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I live about 800 yards from the Canadian border and just looked north...no lines at all ;)
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MY INFO IS THAT THEY ARE DOING IT AFTER 7 PM WHEN ITS DARK TO AVOID THE DERISION OF THOSE WATCHERS.
PEOPLE ON THE ROAD NORTH OF THE BORDER HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO EGGING ( GRADE A ONLY ) THOSE MAKING IT ACROSS. SOMETHING AKIN TO WHAT USED TO HAPPEN IN Toronto ON HALLOWEEN , TO THOSE MEN DRESSED AS WOMEN PARADING UP AND DOWN THE MAIN STREET.
EVER TRY TO THROW AN EGG STRAIGHT, GOOD LUCK, ITS LIKE A R A DICKEY KNUCLEBALL. I DON'TKNOW HOW I KNOW THIS ?????
MIKE................. 8)
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They're coming!
This is hilarious, take time to read it and get your laugh for the day!
News Update from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.
"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?