[madmike3434]

If somebody is caught bringing a gun into Canada and the border people find it, you could be going to jail, the gun confiscated and destroyed.

Niagara Falls NY, guns no problem, but not in Canada.   The hood rats and welfare drug dealing scum here have them and regularly blow each other away.

I say round them all up out of jail, load them onto a troupe transport plane, strap chutes to their backs and when plane is flying over whatever hell hole or island they came from, push them out and nicely wave bye bye ,  in that oh so nice Canadian way.

mike     

[sixball]

You make a good point for our side. The bad guys will have guns if they want them. Only the good guys will obey the restrictive gun bans and thus make it easier for the bad guys to victimize them. Being less skilled with a hockey stick I'll arm myself with something else.

I once knew a retired  Southern California cop who had several handguns that had been "destroyed". At that time confiscated guns were supposedly dumped in the ocean but many were not. in 1968 famed San Francisco artist Benny Bufano made a sculpted "Saint Francis of the Guns" reportedly from thousands of melted guns collected in San Francisco after the deaths of John and Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. Later tests showed the statue is almost totally cast iron. Where did those guns go. I remember seeing photos of the guns collected. There were many fine collectable Colts, Winchesters, and the like given up by well meaning folks who probably could used the money that some politician probably got for them. That was probably the largest number of guns involved in crime in San Francisco hisory. At least we got to see the destruction in Australia a few years back. And by the way the crime rate went up in both places.

[chopper526]

Mike, do we have to give them chutes?

[62131]

Why wait until you fly over land the middle of a large body of water would be better and the chute would fill up with water. Problem solved

[madmike3434]

Mike, do we have to give them chutes?

UNFORTUNATELY ITS THE Canadian WAY.  First we get all liberal and nice to them, basically talk and talk and talk and do royal commissions for $20--30 million and then overtalk the problem and try counseling the evil B's.  Kinda like a democrat.

But the hardballs of us just want to load all the criminals , convicts and the illegals into those planes and fly around dropping them from the perfect parachuting height,  right over from where they came from.  Have to be nice , its the Canadian way.  The parachutes are military paratrooper style with strap on the rail for automatic chute deployment.

Toronto maple leaf hockey fans and montreal Canadians hockey fans who get selected by lottery draw, are on the plane equipped with sharpened hockey sticks for those who do not want to exit out the drop rear door a few well placed pokes will help them out.    And because we are so nice,  the hockey sticks will only be directed at the groin and main body areas.   


mike 

[madmike3434]

Why wait until you fly over land the middle of a large body of water would be better and the chute would fill up with water. Problem solved

True that would be better , but its not the CANUCK way .  We are just so nice up here.   

mike   

[62131]

Why be nice to drug dealers and thugs they are not nice people. l have no time for them.

[sixball]

Our problem is that we need to take about 1/2 as many people sky diving as live in Canada. I don't think we have enough chutes or planes. We have been too nice for too long. Maybe 2 to a chute and only fly 1/2 as high .

[62131]

You can cut the chutes in half and give them each their own.

[madmike3434]

NOW NOW guys be nice like us 30 million Canadians up here eating our tim hortons donuts and drinking tim hortons coffee,  decaffeinated so we do not get all hyper and onry .

 
News .....some nut is breaking into tanning salon's stealing womens shoes and then licking their feet.  Now this is one sick puppie, who should be spanked with a kayak paddle or a cricket bat.

Come to Canada if even just to visit, might be able to get you a hockey stick and a ride in a plane , plus get to poke bad guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike     

[62131]

I would but I would have to leave my weapon at home. Unless you can check it some where.

[sixball]

Well then maybe two to a quarter of a chute and 200 feet off the ground, At about 400 mph that should do it. Although there is a less expensive way but it is not nice.

Thanks for the invite Mike but I'm too paranoid to go anywhere that I can't cling to my God and my gun. By the way just because I'm  paranoid doesn't mean there aren't bad guys out there planning to hurt me. 

[chopper526]

As I remember, when I was there, the beer was expensive and warm, the food was expensive and bland and a gallon of gas was cheap.....oh no, that for a liter! Come down and see us, Mike, we'll take you to the gun range.

[sixball]

Canadian beer has more alcohol in it.  One reason most of them live so close to the border is so they can drive over and buy things like gas. We do get a lot in the deal like water, electricity,  and crude oil. 

[EDNY]

It's a shame what 9/11 did...before that period I lived in Trout River, NY which bordered Trout River Quebec. Actually there was only one Trout River split in half (Canada/US). The kids would just ride their bikes back and forth across the border as if it was just any city street.  Canadians put mail boxes right on the US side and just walked in, picked up their mail and walked home.  Canadian kids would get picked up right at the boundary markers by Malone, NY school buses each morning and dropped back off after school.

The Customs folks just waved!  On one occasion my horses escaped and walked into Canada (via the Customs port) in the middle of the night. Just followed the tracks into Canada and was greeted by an old guy yelling at me in French that my horses were eating up his garden.

I apologized and walked my horses back home............that would never happen nowadays!