[EDNY]

The Manitoba Herald:

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party and the fact Republicans won the Senate are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken.
When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loud speakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said.

 

 

 

[chopper526]

Ed, that is great, but I hope our northern buddies aren't offended, eh?

[madmike3434]

WHILE OBAMA IS REACHING OUT, HE SHOULD HEAD FOR THE EXIT DOOR AND WAVE BYE BYE FOR ALL THE DAMAGE HE HAS DONE  TO THE CITIZENRY OF THE USA.

GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT OF DEMOCRATIC APPOINTEES SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS ABOUT WHAT THE REPUBICANS ARE GOING TO DO WITH A REPUBICAN PRESIDENT IN CHARGE AFTER THE NEXT ELECTION.

OBAMA IS A JOKE AND HAS BEEN A JOKE SINCE HE GOT ELECTED.

WE CAN HANDLE THE IMMIGRANTS FROM THE USA, EVERYTIME THERE IS A MAJOR UPHEAVAL IN THE USA WE GET A LARGE INFLUX OF PEOPLE WANTING TO JOB TRANSFER OR EMMIGRATE HERE. 

JUST LEAVE YOUR GUNS AT HOME , AND YOUR WELCOME HERE.   WE HAVE FREE HOSPITAL AND DOCTOR CARE......GET SICK HERE, WE TAKE CARE OF YOU , NOT PUT YOU INTO THE POOR HOUSE WITH MEDICAL BILLS .

MIKE         

[62131]

Way to go Madmike I like the way you think. And not afraid to say it.

[madmike3434]

I feel that Obama is going to be very destructive and try to set the republicans up as looking like maniacs in order to get a democrat elected.
 
 Some of these people like PELOSI are retards.........yes I said that.  And she is not alone. 

Question , why can't the American people select somebody to run for president who is not a candidate for the gong show or the jerry springer show .

  The YES WE CAN was inspiring and got a lot of people who would never vote for the man, Obama, to do so. The fact he got re-elected for a second term is stunning.

Soon the presidential debates will start and the mass of candidates slowly wiped out as their funds and support dry up until you have somebody who is well connected with $$$$$$$$$$ is all that's left to chose from.  The winner ends up running against the other partys candidate until maybe somebody like Hilary or maybe sarah palin wins..........lord save us !!!!! all/font]

mike         

[62131]

I talk to a lot of people in coarse of a week. I can tell you who voted for that moron, it's the people who don't work and sit at home getting something for free which isn't, I pay for it out of every pay check that I earn. They sit at home and breed the next generation so that they can put their burden on my children.

[chopper526]

I can almost see how people were fooled the first time, but TWICE?? We deserve what we get.

[62131]

I think a lot of the fools who voted for him is finally seeing the light. But it to late the damage is being done and now how long will it take to get it turned around?

[chopper526]

I don't think so, 62131. The liberals who voted for him then would vote for him again. They can't see the nose on their face. Even if you prove it, they call you a liar.

[62131]

Let me rephrase that a few of them. There's still a bunch of them who would. I agree wit you.

[madmike3434]

I think the term they used about the people who got Obama re-elected is...........ENTITLEMENT.   They the non working , lazy, DRUG DEALING, WEAPONS SELLING, welfare bums voted in-mass for Obama so that they would remain in the same position.

Until a work for welfare bill comes thru and forces those who want to sit at home all day watching duck dynasty, re-runs of Oprah and of coarse the trailer park special must watch,  to see your neighbours on.......THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.

New and latest Obama desire before he has to vacate the premises at 1600 penn ave to approve all the 5 million illegal workers residing in USA, only 5 million.........somebody in government is clearly not taking their medications.

I would put money on at least 15--20 million that are hidden in the underground economy working for cash, not paying taxes and whatever else they do to get money, sell guns or drugs , to stay in the USA[.   Just my $1.00 Canadian currently worth .88 cents to the usa $$$.]

mike   

[sixball]

 JUST LEAVE YOUR GUNS AT HOME , AND YOUR WELCOME HERE.   WE HAVE FREE HOSPITAL AND DOCTOR CARE......GET SICK HERE, WE TAKE CARE OF YOU , NOT PUT YOU INTO THE POOR HOUSE WITH MEDICAL BILLS .

There are lots of Canadians living around here. Many have become US citizens. Most of them have guns. One of my friends has made several trips back in the last two years trying to get some of that top notch free medical care for his aging mother who is the widow of a Canadian Vet. They have had to fight and wait for everything they've received. Probably what we are looking at here except the illegals are the only ones who will get it for free.

Thanks for the invitation Mike but I'll stay here and keep my guns. When Putin shows up in the Yukon give us a heads up. 

EDNY, Did you write that? It is very well done and cracked me up.

[62131]

Very we said Mike

[madmike3434]

when I got hit with bacterial meningitis , a very serious disease in late august, went to my family doc to find out what was making me sick.   He called the emergency EMS vehicle and transported me to emergency.

I got looked at and medicated with drips right away.  I was there for exactly 2 weeks, bed ridden.  I saw specialists , well actually they stopped to see me.  I was tested for many things. I had around the clock care by wonderful nurses.

After 14 day stay I was deemed to be cured of the bacteria.  I was set free and walked out of the hospital debt free.   My main doctor told me when I asked that it costs $1400.00 a day for that hospital bed.

Anytime I have been referred to a specialist doctor to have something checked, its always done fairly quickly without long waits for an appointment.   The cost of these visits is ZERO.  $$$

So your armed to the teeth with guns in NH, have you had to defend yourself against armed invaders   Are there wackos running around your neighborhood carrying assault rifles and other weaponry.  Do you live in an area that warrants carrying guns to protect yourself and your family.   Heck maybe a simple drive thru a McDonalds line with a glock 45 along with an ak47 assault rifle is whats needed to make you feel safe and secure that nobody is going to take your spot in line.  If that's the mentality in your chosen area to live , I say its time you look for a better place to call home.

You cross over the border with weapons and you will find maybe we are not so nice after all.  Get you some time in the big house as we call it.

mike          /size]

[sixball]

Now we know why the call you MAD MIKE. The cost of those visits in not ZERO $$$$, It may be that directly to you but it is not ZERO. Someone is paying for it.

Several years ago I had a heart valve replaced. The doctor who did the work was one of four surgeons on this continent  capable of doing this new operation as they used a human valve. He had taught two of those other doctors. Because I had good and affordable insurance we paid a reasonable amount and were not bankrupted. It might not go that well under our new system. If yours is better good for you.

Whose unarmed soldier was just murdered while guarding a memorial? Thank god for the good guy with a gun. And yes I do live in an area where my guns could make the difference between life and death for my family and me as it would take the police more than a hour to get here. Thanks to the failed policies on immigration and drugs there are a lot of nasty people around even in rural areas.  A rifle buried in the barn would not be of much use and being put in prison for using my .45 to stop a home invasion does not appeal to me. I am glad you are able to live in such a safe environment and that your country has been able to eliminate crime by restricting gun ownership. Pretty soon now you will be able to disarm your police like the Mother Country.

Cross the border with weapons? A friend's brother was going to college in New York and on his way home for Christmas with a non functioning 1860s cap and ball revolver that was a present for his father. It was a rusty piece of junk. The route he was taking took him over the border into Canada. He spent almost a year in prison and they probably paid for a few nights of your hospital stay before he was released. I'm sure everyone is safer now that he is back on this side. No Thanks, I'll stay put I obviously wouldn't be a good fit there. I'll pray that if you or someone you love is in danger a Mounty is standing by. As for me I'll pray my '45 does not misfire and that my aim is true.