Rusty Bowtie
General Category => General Discussion - Intros => Topic started by: EDNY on May 27, 2015, 09:48:22 PM
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly
known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized
as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States
crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
Imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study:
Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss?
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays
and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They
had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet
seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
Screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up
newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with
voting machines.
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Too true but funny anyway. I can't wait to see the blackouts when everyone gets home from work and plugs in their electric car chargers.
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or charging those electronic cigarettes ;D ;D