[EDNY]

Almost hate to post this link...but it almost seems to be a joke.

Link:

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/video/air-guns-deemed-'firearms'/3899342827001

[madmike3434]

everything printed by the sun news network is a joke, they are one step above the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

mike

[sixball]

That's the way it works. First it's the nasty old hand guns, then the "assault" rifles, saturday night specials, semi auto anything, and so on until they come after your hockey sticks. They probably won't confiscate them but they will have to be registered and locked in the hockey stick safe at the government run rinks which will be the only place hockey can legally be played under official surveillance. Only the new "smart" sticks will be allowed. They will have a micro stamp that will leave a unique impression in each wound and a GPS chip so they can be located if they fall into the wrong hands. All sales and transfers will have to be registered with a background check of both the buyer and seller. After all the only people who NEED hockey sticks are are those actually on a government approved team and even those do not need to leave the rink.  

[chopper526]

Look around a local toy store. The Toys-R-Us around here hardly carry toy guns and the ones they do have are orange.

[sixball]

We are going to teach children the difference between fantasy and reality by not allowing them to have their own fantasies while immersing them in other people's fantasies (TV, movies, and video games) that appear more real than reality. Eventually we may have to cut off their hands to keep them from pretending they are guns. I just read about a guy who was arrested for pointing a banana at a policeman. We may have to ban bananas too.

[62131]

 What A bunch of Crap.

[chopper526]

We are going to teach children the difference between fantasy and reality by not allowing them to have their own fantasies while immersing them in other people's fantasies (TV, movies, and video games) that appear more real than reality. Eventually we may have to cut off their hands to keep them from pretending they are guns. I just read about a guy who was arrested for pointing a banana at a policeman. We may have to ban bananas too.

I read this article, it happened in Colorado somewhere. In Philly we would just beat the guy up and eat his banana.

[EDNY]

We are going to teach children the difference between fantasy and reality by not allowing them to have their own fantasies while immersing them in other people's fantasies (TV, movies, and video games) that appear more real than reality. Eventually we may have to cut off their hands to keep them from pretending they are guns. I just read about a guy who was arrested for pointing a banana at a policeman. We may have to ban bananas too.

I read this article, it happened in Colorado somewhere. In Philly we would just beat the guy up and eat his banana.

Careful...in NYC... it's legal to eat another guys banana

[62131]

Oh no here we go again

[chopper526]

I don't know what you mean.....

Ed, I have no interest in a man's banana, although I have seen a few that have a pretty sweet peach

In the U.S. there are about 200 incidents a year where an airsoft or imitation gun is mistaken for a real gun.  It is also a FEDERAL offense to take the orange tip off of airsoft guns. Soon we will be called the United States of Canada...(sorry Mike I couldn't resist )

[62131]

Let's change the subject here

[chopper526]

I kinda thought we were, pretty much, right on topic?.......more or less

[62131]

It's the banana thing. I don't get it.

[chopper526]

No, 62131, true story:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/11/26/man-arrested-pointing-banana-officers/19518887/
Of course all the other stuff about fruit is just sophomoric, male humor.

[62131]

Chopper ok I get it now, just don't go around pointing your banana at police officers as it will cause them to fear for their life. And then they will draw their weapon.