[EDNY]

Gun Control
 
Gun Control; It has already started at Bass Pro Shops
Sporting Goods.
 
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and
bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
 
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun
control wackos running amok, I did just as she had
instructed. When The hysterical shrieking and alarms finally
subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should
place my credit card in the card reader.
 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little
clearer.
 
I still do not think I looked that bad.
 

[chopper526]

That's a good one! Did she ask you about the derringer you were hiding?

[sammons]

Love it !!!! If I could figure out how, I will forward that to my brother. He has to jump through hoops out in Calif.for anthing gun related

[sixball]

The same thing happened to me at Walmart but no one noticed.

[vette59jdwl]

    Ed can you imagine if she had shouted FIRE.  I wonder what the next process would have been????Can you load that fast lol lol  vette

[vette59jdwl]

  Sixball thats nomal for NEVADA  try doing that at Minus 3 and then look down see if you can find the weeee feller.   vette

[sixball]

What you mean we Ke-mo sah-bee?

[62131]

You sure it wasn't a mouse with a turtle neck sweater on

[chopper526]

No, it looked more like a bottle cap in the grass!
You guys ar cracking me up, you can tell that shop work is slowing down.

[62131]

There's other things that tell you it's cold outside

[madmike3434]

you must have been wearing a bright red THONG to generate the laughter and squeals from the lady shoppers.

might want to look into hearing aid at STRIP DOWN  and STRIPE DOWN.

OLD PEOPLE NUTTIER THAN EVER.

mike     

[chopper526]

Mike, is that you?

[sixball]

Mike, I bet Chopper won't let you sit on his new seat wearing that.

[62131]

Mike put your clothes back on   there should be a law against that

[chopper526]

This is why we spay and neuter our pets (I hope that's not you, Mike)