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If these garage walls could talk. The amount of cars and various projects that have been built here is staggering. I learned to weld here and everything I know about cars started here.
I sit here and think back and smile. 😊
At one time it looked like Sanford and Son's he said.

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I'm not much of a sports fan except for racing, but I might have to catch the commercals. It's rumored that Elon Musk has spent $40 mill of his money on ads of Gov't waist. Might be fun to watch.

My buddy Dale is already for the game, his basement is like a KC shrine. He might be hard core! 😄

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I was busy with chores around the house till after lunch, no time for Rowdy. Came back in the house from cleaning the garage and Rowdy must have give up on me, he is upside down on the love seat with out a care in the world. That is till he woke up, then it's his time. He has been stuck to me like a tick the rest of the day.

I don't know why most my critters have been upside down enjoying the easy life.

Lets see your critters enjoying life.

1st a sleep
2nd ok, my time
3rd lets nap
4th 'Ol Harvey where he liked to nap
5th Harvey with out a care. Sure miss him.

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Can you say "Common Sense"  NY politicians can't.

https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/bills/2025/A2228

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Still trying to get my head around the fact that 'Take Out' can mean food, dating, or murder

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers:  If you do find one, what's your plan?

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start their day.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the 'cool table' in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

You know you're over 50 when you have 'upstairs ibuprofen' and 'downstairs ibuprofen.'

If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.  He said, "Possibly, but I wouldn't count on it."

I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won't be offended.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren't a robot.

When a kid says "Daddy, I want mommy" that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."

It's weird being the same age as old people.

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to respond "CLOSE ENOUGH."

Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family.  They seem like good people.

If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble

We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages ...... Metamucil and Ensure.

Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

After watching how some people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails.

Some of my friends exercise every day.  Meanwhile I am watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.

For those of you that don't want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version; it doesn't listen to anything.

I just got a present labeled, 'From Mom and Dad,' and I know darn well that Dad has no idea what's inside.

Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctly...next week...Turn Signals.

Someone said, "Nothing rhymes with orange." I said, "No, it doesn't."

The pessimist complains about the wind.   The optimist expects it to change.  The realist adjusts his sails.

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

Exercise helps you with decision-making. It's true.  I went for a run this morning and decided I'm never going again.

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.